|"Not entertaining enough! We'll have to use the detonator."|
"Excellent explosion your majesty"
"Your brain's overheaing!"
"No it's not!"
|"What are you talking about?"|
"I swear I don't know what you're talking about!"
"Tomorrow at midnight, the light will leave the third planet and return back home. Sorry you made the trip for nothing."
|"Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!|
"Mrs. Krabaple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
Ralph Wiggum: "Daddy, when I grow up I wanna be just like you!"
Principal Skinner: "Better start eating, kid!"
Chief Wiggum: "Better start eating!!"
Ralph Wiggum: "I didn't mean it that way!"
"And then the doctor told me I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life."
"When I was seventeen,
I drank a very good beer.
I drank some very good beer,
I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee,
I stayed up listening to Queen.
When I was seventeen."
From 'The Simpsons'
'Eater of Worlds'
|"You are right little brat!|
I am the eternal child.
I am the eater of worlds and small children! And you are next!"
From the movie 'It'
'For the First Time'
|"And I got an ounce of glaucoma medication that my doctor grew. I never use it cause it makes me kinda loose."|
"You mean sexually?"
"For the very first time."
"Look at her twitter like an 85 year old school girl."
"I enjoy it. At least you'll get to dance at your mother's wedding."
|"Oh my God."|
"Kate? What is it?"
"Kate? What do you see?"