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'Know your dope fiend. Your life may depend on it! You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea-shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape-victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge.'

'Know your dopefiend. Your life may depend on it!'

'There are 4 states of being in the cannabis society, Cool, groovy, hip and square. In that descending order. The square is seldom, if ever, cool. He is NOT with it. That is: he doesn't know WHAT'S happening, but if he manages to figure it out, he moves up a notch to 'hip'. And if he can bring himself to approve of what's happening he becomes 'groovy'. And after that with much luck and perseverance he can rise to the rank of 'cool'.'

'Ahhrm. We must come to terms with the drug-culture in the country. The reefer butt is called a roach because it resembles a cockroach.'

'About those flashbacks. The patient never knows and think it's all over and then he gets himself straightened out for six months and then DARNIT the whole trip comes back on him.'

'Disclosure is at hand. It's very close. People need to prepare themselves very seriously. Now. That there is in fact an extraterrestrial presence engaging this planet right now. Alright, well, there you have it. Very interesting. Thank you. We'll try to find out more about the lights and the next time there's a congressman around, I'll ask.'

'...' (A guy speaking a vampire language)

'Ladies and gentlemen the truth is that mutants are very real and they are among us. We must know who they are and above all we must know what they can do.'

"You look great today!" "Hehehe! Yeah, well, I feel good too."

'In my dreams... so beautiful.'

'Question. Hold, What is. That is the name of the object. Question. The question has been answered. Sit facing the screen. Question. Hold. What is. That is the name of the object.'