Various Artists - The Mystery of the Yeti 2

'Um... you have heard of the YETI? The abonimanimanimable snowman? That is of course not an animal or a pre-human being... that is originally one of the shaman's gods, the real name is BAN-JANKRI, that means "the shaman of the forest"... so therefore... eh... nobody will ever find the yeti in nature, because you have to go in TRANCE and then you can find the yeti easily...'

'Um... the... BAN-JANKRI, wild man ... or the wild shaman or forest shaman... he wears a skin of deep (?) of this mushroom.'

'The yeti loves to drink schnaps too, so he is like a real shaman and he... er... if you want to contact him, you have to put some alcoholic offerings in front of the forest. '

'He has one dreadlock... that's in honor of Shivah. I ask him "then why don't you have dreadlocks all over" he says "because you know i'm proof (?) that there are no meaning to have dreadlocks all over"

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'I mean there's no doubt that if someone thought they saw a yeti, I must assume that they might be ... hallucinating.'

'We don't know WHEN he is moving, HOW he is moving, where exactly he is going... and he is VERY intelligent.'

'The abominable snowman.... uncaught.... unspecified.... but not unhonoured.'