Futurama

'No one knows where, when, or how man first landed on moon. But our fun-gineers think it might have happened something like this.'

'So, where are we going anyway? Nowhere special. The moon. The moon? I love stuff like the moon.'

'So, while you're on the Probulator , tell me what brings you to the future. I wanted to meet Shakespeare and I figured time was cyclical. Nope. Straight line. The probulator's done. -That wasn't so bad. Oh, wait, it hasn't started yet. Show time!'

- I'm an alien. - Cool. An alien. Has your race taking over the earth?

"Although no-one has ever been able to prove their existence, a quasi-government agency known as the Men In Black supposedly carries out secret operations here on Earth in order to keep us safe from aliens throughout the galaxies. Here is one of their stories that never happened, from one of their files that doesn't exist.'" @ 0:27 "Extraterrestrials on earth." @ 1:34 "We have a situation and we need your help." @ 2:14 "A top secret organisation that monitors extraterrestrials." @ 3:05 "Gentlemen, before I play the tape, one question." @ 7:13

"Why aren't we out doing everything I ever dreamed ..." @ 7:18

"Ma'am ... you gotta understand ... we're on a mission ... from God." @ 8:53

'Look, it doesn’t matter who created what – the important thing is...'

'This is a world of many people.'

"'No, wait, I've got it! I know what's in the box! Oh, I've been as dumb as Fry.' (Professor Farnsworth) 'Am not!' (Fry) 'It contains a parallel universe!'" @ 3:24

'...'

'Computers and Microprocessors'

'Microwave radiation combined with gravitons and graviolies from the supernova blasted us through time itself.'

- Open your mouth and let's look at that brain. No, no, not that mouth. - I only have one. - Really? - Is there a human doctor around? - Young lady, I'm an expert on humans. - Pick a mouth, open it and say-- - Uh-- - What?!

- Come on! Come on! Kill me already! - My name's Bender. - Help! What's happening? - You are now dead. Thanks for using Stop and Drop.

"Hey where are you?" -Bender "I have allways been" -'God' "Who built you?" -Bender "God" -'God' "Why would God think in binary, unless!" -Bender "Bender!? Bender!?" -Fry "Hello! Has anyone out there seen Bender?" -Fry "No, quit asking!" -Luur

Allright, it's saturday night. I have no date. I have my all Rush mixtape... Lets rock!"

- Oxygen! (...) - Here you go, darling. - Hey! I can breathe and talk, just like a fish! - You speak fish? (speaks in fish) - What? - I'm sorry, my accent's atrocious.

"Huh... Did everything just taste purple for a second? Oh well.."