Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

'People of Earth, this is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you are probably aware, plans for the development of the outlying regions of the galaxy involve the building of a hyperspace express route through your star system. And your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. There's no point acting all surprised about it. The plans and ...'

'Let me see your faces. Why? Because we don't trust strangers.'

'Communicate all the abstract and intangible things we're experiencing. What is frustration? Or what is anger or love? When I say love...'

'I think we have a feeling of almost spiritual communion. That feeling may be transient, but it's what we live for. The sound comes out of my mouth and hits the other person's ear...'

'To design and build a stupendous supercomputer to calculate the answer to life, the universe and everything.'

'A Hooloovoo is a super intelligent shade of the color blue'

"Reports brought to you here on the sub-ether waveband broadcasting around the galaxy around the clock. We will be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere, and to everyone else out there the secret is to bang the rocks together guys!"