South Park

"Marijuana - the dried leaves and flowers of the Indian hemp weed is used in the form of a cigarette. Should you ever be confronted with the temptation of taking that first puff of a marijuana cigarette, do it!" (altered from the original sample: "don't do it!")

".. take a smell so you know when someone is smoking mari-ju-ana near you."

'Resources we need in our ongoing quest for multidimensional expansion.'

'Wait! Where are you going alien visitors? Come back!'

'Let me give you an insider information about God, God likes to watch, he's a prankster...'

"Mayor, we've got a very big problem."

"Ahh, you're that insane genetic engineer from up on the hill, right?"

"Yes, and I may have made a horrible mistake. I was trying to genetically engineer turkeys for Thanksgiving. Well, something went wrong and the turkeys broke free. And the worst part is, they're really pissed off."

"Naturally... Oh, do go on."

"They act just like normal turkeys, except they're evil."

"You were saying?"

"We have to stop them or, or they could destroy everything. Time is short."

"Oh my!"

"Somehow I don't think you're taking me seriously."

"Now why would you say that?"

[...] - Kenny mumbling

"Come on."

"Oooohh..."

"Gather around everybody, and listen good. Go to your homes and arm yourselves with whatever you can."

"There's too many of them."

"We can't stop them."

"Come on, where is that Thanksgiving spirit?"

"Looks like we have the turkey problem under control."

'I love to sing-a. About the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a. I love to sing-a about a sky of blue or...'

'I kick the baby.'

'Oh, it fly out his butt.'