The Devil's Advocate

"It's certainly not a religious practice performed by anyone. It's not as common as, say, circumcision. It's not as common as the belief that wine transforms into blood. Some people handle poisonous snakes to prove their faith, some people walk on fire. Phillipe Moyez killed a goat; and he did it while observing his constitutionally protected religious beliefs."

"God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do? I swear ..." @ 3:56

'Let me give you an insider information about God, God likes to watch, he's a prankster...'

"Mayor, we've got a very big problem." "Ahh, you're that insane genetic engineer from up on the hill, right?" "Yes, and I may have made a horrible mistake. I was trying to genetically engineer turkeys for Thanksgiving. Well, something went wrong and the turkeys broke free. And the worst part is, they're really pissed off." "Naturally... Oh, do go on." "They act just like normal turkeys, except they're evil." "You were saying?" "We have to stop them or, or they could destroy everything. Time is short." "Oh my!" "Somehow I don't think you're taking me seriously." "Now why would you say that?"

[...] - Kenny mumbling

"Come on."

"Oooohh..."

"Gather around everybody, and listen good. Go to your homes and arm yourselves with whatever you can."

"There's too many of them." "We can't stop them." "Come on, where is that Thanksgiving spirit?"

"Looks like we have the turkey problem under control."

'God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man... instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement... his own private cosmic... gag reel... he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow.'